The Laughing Song (Mein Herr Marquis)

My dear Marquis
Why must you be
So loathe to use your eyes

When you stop and stare
Take a lot more care
And closely scrutinise

My fingers, my ankles, my feet
Ha ha ha ha ha
How shapely and trim and petite
Ha ha ha ha ha
Both accent and inflection
show polish to perfection
Such graces are the traces of our old elite
Such graces are the traces of our old elite

I marvel how a man like you
Could fail to see my blood was blue
What a gorgeous,
ha ha ha
Situation,
ha ha ha
What a startling,
ha ha ha
Revelation,
ha ha ha ha ha
What a friendly,
ha ha ha Situation,
ha ha ha haaaa aaaa aaa aaaa
Ahhhh aaahhhhhh
Marquis,
oh, what a wag you are

Profiles they say
Give the game away
When formed with classic grace
If the head on view
Isn't much to you
Then look at me side-face
What evidence more can there be,
ha ha ha ha ha
I sing at soirees without fee,
ha ha ha ha ha ha
Bestowing my attention
With lofty condescension
Such graces are the traces of a pedigree
Such graces are the traces of a pedigree

All's one to you, though I'm afraid
Because you love a parlour maid
What a friendly,
ha ha ha
Situation,
ha ha ha
What a startling,
ha ha ha
Revelation,
ha ha ha ha ha
What a friendly,
ha ha ha
Situation,
ha ha ha haaaa aaaa aaa aaaaa
Ahhhh aaahhhhhh ahhh aaahhh aahhh
Ahhhhh aaaaahhhhhh aaaaahhhhhhhAhhhhhaaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhhhh
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